Prophets and Prediction System

The Prophets and Prediction System is the world's most renowned authority on all things that will never happen.

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We're 100% confident that the apocalypse will occur on a Tuesday in exactly 7 years, 4 months, and 11 days from today.

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We've got the best prophets in the business, each with their own unique brand of certainty.

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